...the reef
About Me
- Diamond Coach
- Virginia Beach, Virginia
- I was born naked, hungry, and wet... ...then things got worse. So now I am unique - just like everyone else. I love stimulating conversation, home-cookin, softball and long-haired dogs - especially Yorkshire terriers. They're good to wash your car with. They fit right in the bucket. Don't get me wrong, I know dogs are our best friends, but hey - they won't pick you up at the airport! I also like romance - relax, my idea of a romantic evening isn't a candlelit football stadium. Do I dance? I grew up in a house full of women, I learned how to dance - waiting for the bathroom. I take music pretty seriously. This scar on my wrist, do you know what that's from? I heard the Bee Gees were getting back together again. I believe sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty d*mned good. I do have a sensitive side too and even think it is ok to cry - but only under certain circumstances: a. When a heroic dog dies to save his master. b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. c. After a Peyton Manning game-losing interception against the New England Patriots. e. When my date is using her teeth. Ahem...
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